So we all know that I hate flying.....what with all the crashing and the dying and whatnot.
And it's super-awesome that besides having to worry about engine trouble and de-icing the wings and electrical failure and hijacking (remember hijacking? Like, regular....take-us-to-Cuba hijacking?) I now have to add underwear bombers and birds to the list.
(Birds? Really? What kind of dumb-ass flock of birds gets sucked into a plane engine.)
Anyway. There is one awesome thing about planes..aside from how crazy-cute Captain Morgan looks in mini size....
SkyMall Magazine.
Seriously, I think I need to look into a subscription...because I don't fly that often...and how could I sleep at night knowing I might be missing out on products like
SkyRest
Steak monogrammer,
(available in any combination
of letters or just "D-BAG")
"Garden Yeti"
Garden Zombie
"Napping flat on your face" pillow
Stress relieving head massager.
Literally says "use it at your desk at work".
Because in this economy your job is totally safe if you're rockin' a space helmet.
